Maybe you're a batarian refugee just trying to survive, maybe a prideful krogan warrior that all he yearns for in this cruel cruel world is a bit of romance. Instead what you got was a meeting with Commander Shepard. Things turned sour quick and you were left in ruins. That day you swore to yourself that that was the one renegade prompt call that you will never make me forget. Unluckily for you you're not a dashing outlaw space renegade. All you have at your disposal is anime. Tons and tons of anime. And this time I will feel the full wrath of what it can bring!The day is like any other when I board my ship and take off. To my surprise, 5 minutes after takeoff all the ship's controls are cut off by a virus. The only way to get around it? Watch the mysterious anime series that were loaded up to the system in its entirety. "Bloody hell" I mumble under my nose as I call for EDI. "Can you get around this?" I ask. "I'm sorry Shepard. Not even Data could get around this virus. You're going to have to watch whatever is on the disk". I curse out loud and disgruntledly head for my chambers.In there I sit down, still annoyed and angry, ready to watch through whatever is on the damn system. "Goddamn it. Next time I'm bringing the krogan along. 'Diplomatic approach' my ass, Solus!" I shout in an empty room and turn on the screen. What anime do I see?EDIT: some missing words.Update: I'll make it a challenge to watch the top voted worst anime here that is less than 30 episodes long (I'm not watching the anime that's been going on for 40 years. What ever did I do to you?). http://ift.tt/1LvA898
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