The original storyA month ago, I decided to show my friend anime. He would constantly talk shit about it and call it nasty, so I decided to show him a few. He got into it, so we started having this weekly thing where he'd come over and we'd watch some.Then one day we ran into Seikon no Qwasar or as I like to call it "Boob Vampire".He was super into it, i wasn't. Story is linked above.I hadn't talked to him for a short while, so this weekend I went over to his house.His house looked the same as it generally does, except his room.Now he tends to head home a lot during the weekends, and he spends - according to his mom - his Saturdays and Sundays there.I walked inside of his room and I see what can only be described as a complete transformation of oneself.His wall was covered in anime posters, his bed draped with blankets of Japanese origin.And on his bed.lay a body pillow of a snake woman by the name of Miia.I looked on in internal horror upon this sight, knowing that this man who once called me a weeaboo has gone farther into the rabbit hole than even I have gone. Hell, I have 0 anime merchandise, his room is STACKED.This wasn't the 8foot long one, don't worry, it was just a body pillow.just a body pillow of a snekHere's a rough excerpt from our conversation.Tony: I see you see my new pride and joy.Me: HM.Tony : She's from an anime called Monster Musume.Me: HMMM.Tony: Ain't she a beauty?Me: HMMMMMMI almost passed out from a lack of oxygen at this point.So it turns out that I had NOT ONLY introduced my friend to ecchi, but also involuntarily introduced him to his new wife.Tl;Dr Went over to friends house to watch anime, left finding out he had fallen in love with snek lady.WHAT HATH I DONE TO HIM, HIS FAMILY IS CONCERNED.NOTE TO SELF: TAKE PICTURESGuess I'll just stick to the good ol drawings and questions from now on. http://ift.tt/1iZOMJr
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