Tuesday, January 12, 2016

[Fan Theory] Yuru Yuri takes place in a world where humans are hermaphroditic reptiles.


Yes, that doujin was right. Yuru Yuri is a world where humankind is all one feminine sex. I'm sure some of you know exactly what I'm talking about, but for those who were floored by my title, it's some simple extrapolation.1) We do not see any men. We have eight main characters, all of them the same sex. Every background character is female. We never even hear (okay, read) the word "brother". There is no proof of the existence of malekind whatsoever.2) There is an insanely high amount of homosexuality going around. In america, a mere 1.1% of women identify as lesbian. Of the eight main characters, three of them have overt lesbian crushes (Ayano Sugiura->TOSHINO KYOKO->Worst Girl->Best Girl, where the line ends.), a stunning 38%! That's not including the love/hate thing Himawari Furutani and Sakurako Omuro have going on. Poor Akari and Chitose seem to be the only ones without love.Both of these number thingies are baffling without the context of my theory. Sure, you could say that it takes place in an all-girl school, but where are the brothers? The fathers? They spend plenty of time outside schools and club activities. And it still doesn't excuse the super gayness. Like, so much gay. An unprecedented amount of lesbian.But it all makes sense now, doesn't it? The attraction to the same gender, the presence of only one sex, it's all because there's only one!There is one problem with my theory- we see panties. Surely any species universally bearing a penis would have zero use for such a constraining undergarment.Any species with an external penis, that is. Let me introduce you to the hemipenis. If you're anything like me, you've felt up a bull crocodile and wondered where the hell his equipment is. Well, its stored inside of his cloaca in two bits collectively called the hemipenis. This gives reptiles like that crocodile that got me banned from the Central Park Zoo a deliciously smooth crotch region, perfect for panties. You are now thinking about a crocodile in panties. Of course, they're only found in reptiles and birds.And there you have it! absolutely airtight, definite proof that the cast of Cute Girls Doing Mildly Lesbian Things aren't girls at all but monosexual reptiles from the planet Xebulon IV. Okay, that last bit is a bit baseless, but you get my point.It all makes sense now, doesn't it? http://ift.tt/1l4i4Hq

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